Seinfeld-isms

+ Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
+ If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?
+ Does fuzzy logic tickle?
+ If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?
+ I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
+ How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
+ If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
+ Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
+ What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
+ Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
+ Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
+ Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs as "4s"?