Actual Medical Records Say...

The following quotes were taken from actual medical records, as dictated by real physicians.

"By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better."
"Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year."
"The patient states there is a burning pain in his member which goes to his feet."
"She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night."
"The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed."
"The patient has no past history of suicides."