Rejected Greetings Cards:

1. My tire was thumping....
I thought it was flat....
when I looked at the tire....
I noticed your cat... Sorry!

2. You had your bladder removed
and you're on the mends....
here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.

3. Heard your wife left you...
How upset you must be...
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.

4. Your computer is dead...
it once filled you with glee.
Don't you regret installing
Windows XP?

6. You totaled your car...
and can't remember why...
could it have been...
that case of Bud Dry?