Reasons Drinking Should Be Allowed At Work

Following are reasons why drinking should be allowed at work. Use them wisely and you might even be able to convince your boss to allow alcohol in the office. I emphasize the word "might", hehehe!

1. It's an incentive to come to work.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communication.
4. Employees tell management what they think - not necessarily what management wants to hear.
5. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
6. It encourages carpooling.
7. It make fellow employees look better.
8. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
9. It cuts down on time off because you can still work with a hangover.
10. If someone does something stupid on the job, it will quickly be forgotten ... or at least matched by another employee before long.