Present

A mother and a daughter are shopping in the mall, when the mother eyes
an expensive fur coat.

"This year," she says, "I think that I will buy my own birthday
present instead of making you and dad shop for me."

"But mom," says the daughter, "some poor, helpless creature has to
suffer so that you can have this coat. Don't you think that's kind of
cruel?"

"Don't worry honey," says the mother, "your father won't get the bill
for a couple of weeks."