Annual Checkup

Max went into the doctor's office for his annual checkup, and the Doc
asked if there was anything unusual he should know about.

So Max told the Doc that his suit must have shrunk over the last year,
because it didn't fit when he went to get ready for a wedding
recently.

The Doc said, "Suits don't shrink just sitting in a closet. You
probably put on a few pounds."

"That's just it, Doc, I know I haven't gained a single pound since the
last time I wore it."

"Well, then," said Doc, "You must have a case of Furniture Disease."

"What in the world is Furniture Disease?" asked Max.

"That's when your chest starts sliding down into your drawers."