Moving to London

A bright young Scottish lad named Shamus had the opportunity to go to
university in London. So he packed his bags and said goodbye to his
mother and left the highlands for the big city.

After the first week his mother called to see how her boy was holding
up.

"I love it here Mother," Shamus told her, "but these English students
are the oddest people ever. Why the boy who lives in the dormitory
room next to me bangs his head against the wall until midnight every
night. And the boy in the room above me stomps around until midnight
every night. And the boy right below me blasts his stereo until
midnight every night."

"Why don't you complain to the Dean of students?" asks his mother.

"Well, it doesn't bother me much," answers Shamus. "I'm usually up
until that time quietly practicing my bagpipes anyway."