NEVER STOP TRYING

A 70 year old couple wanted to have children, so they went to their doctor and they told him the same.

The doctor was more than a little amused, and he gave the couple a tiny specimen jar, which he told them to fill it up with the husband's sperm to see if there was any posibilities that such a union was even possible.

About a week later the couple returned to the doctor's Office. The man told the doctor, "I tried with my right hand until it gave out, and I tried with my left hand until it gave out." And the woman said, "I tried with both of my hands until they both gave out..."


"...and we still couldn't get the lid off of that damm jar."