The Genie

Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American architect - are together walking on a beach one day. They come across a lantern, one of the men picks up the lantern and a genie pops out of it.

"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."

Pooooof! In the blink of the genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious Muslim state."

Pooooof! Again, in the blink of the genie's eye, there was a huge wall around all those countries..

The American architect asks, "I am very curious, Mr. Genie. Please tell me more about this wall".

The genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 5000 feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out. It's completely impenetrable."

The American architect says, "Fill it with water."

Pooooof!