THE HONEYMOONERS

A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from their honeymoons with a few words on how they felt about marital sex.

The first daughter sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but, "Maxwell House Coffee". Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Maxwell House jar. It said: 'Good to the last drop'. Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent a card from Vermont a week after the wedding which read: "Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes and read from the pack: 'Extra Long, King Size'. She was again slightly embarrassed but happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week ... nothing. Another week went by and still ... nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words, "British Airways". Mom took out her latest Harpers Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for BA. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways." Mom fainted.