3 Presidents Off to see the Wizard

We're Off to See the Wizard!

Three United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado...
and off they whirled to the land of OZ.



They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.



"What brings the 3 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"



Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
"I've come for some courage."



"No Problem! said the Wizard. Who's next?"

Richard Nixon stepped forward,
"Well, I think I need a heart."



"Done! says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"

Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesnt say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,

"Well, what do you want?"



"IS DOROTHY HERE?"