7 kinds of sex..

The 1st kind of sex is called:
Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens
when you first meet someone and
you both have sex until you are
blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called:
Bathroom Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for a short
time and you are so horny you will
have sex anywhere, even in the
bathroom (public places included).

The 3rd kind of sex is called:
Bedroom Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for a long
time. Your sex has gotten routine
and you usually have sex only in
your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called:
Hallway Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for too
long. When you pass each other in
the hallway you both say "screw
you."

The 5th kind of sex is called:
Religious Sex, which means you get
Nun in the morning, Nun in the
afternoon and Nun at night.

The 6th kind is called:
Courtroom Sex. This is when you
cannot stand your wife any more.
She takes you to court and screws
you in front of everyone.

And last, but not least, the 7th
kind of sex is called:
Social Security Sex. You get a
little each month. But not enough
to live on.