The rules that apply to Drunk Dialing
Is Drunk Dialin a crime? Personlly I dont think so.
I wanna add..DONT evah Call the Cops When you are "Drunk Dialin'. " Unless you know them personally, or you are one. I am guilty of this drunk dialing thing lmfao! Shhh! muuuuah
-Unknown
1. Only drunk dial when you are DRUNK...... Everything else is false advertisement...And no excuse.
2.It is okay to call someone 37 times in one night..... If you don't remember it....... it didn't happen!!!. (proof is only in the outgoing call box on your cell.....delete it ASAP!!!!
3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member..... say something nice...... Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song..... I F***IN love you MAN"
4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred..... Who doesn't want to hear your best slurring slobering phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something......
5.Voicemails are always better..... This way your friend can let their friends talk shit at your expense for days, even weeks to come.
6.Drunk texting is also acceptable, and easier to say that it really wasn't you it was ur mean a$$ friend..... only If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober.
7.It is definitely a GOOD idea to call all of your ex's and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had ...and your p@....sy is the best one they will eva eva eva eva....eva have! And they will regret it every day of their life...because everything they know, they learned from you..... and the only face they will see is yours......This way you can finally pass out with a smile!
8.You can also call this same ex and let him/her know, that you KNOW that THEY still love you....... Then explain to them that I would still love me too!
9.If you are a frequent dialer, never get mad if someone drunk dials you..... Be happy they thought of you in this special time of reflection.
10.It is ALWAYS a good idea to sing on someone's answering machine or voicemail. Especially an old love song you two used to listen too.....you almost sound just like the artist!!(trust i have done this! many many many times, and i do sound good!.
11.Drunk dialing should be fun and light hearted or dirty and sex crazed... Never angry. It is a time of reflection.
12.Most likely you will never drunk dial your best friends. They are usually the ones taking your phone away and reminding you that "you have a problem".... OR.....they are also drunk dialing along with you to their significant ex-others....
13.If you deleted a number sober, it was probably for a good reason. Do not try to retrieve this number. Nothing good can come from it.
14.Always call someone you know. Finding random numbers in phone books is bad and usually leads to angry dialing....and sum stalking.....if ur voice is extra sexxxi.(like mine)
15.If your cell phone dies, remember everything happens for a reason. Never borrow a friend's phone to continue to do your drunk dialing.
16. Drunk dialing to foreign country is usually too costly to be a good idea...and usually you dont know the language as good as you thought while your drunk......BUT..... if you feel like if you don't call this person you'll just die, brake rule 15 and use a friend's phone.
17.Drunk dialing may lead to drunk muffin stuffing....or drunk object lovin....... Be prepared...and watch for camaras.
18.When dialing remember that "hanging out" at 3 in the A.M. usually doesn't involve cards or a movie...... it's probably going to be more like cheap lube and handcuffs...... So be prepared when you really do want to play X-box when your drunk..... "you want me to do what with your box? Play with it?"
19.Don't drunk dial in the pool, tub, or rainstorm. It only ends up with you blow drying your phone when your far too drunk to be using electronics and you wont be able to drunk dial anymore that night....yo sh!t is broke.....hope u got phone insurance (pretty sure drunk dropping is covered...check yo plan!)
20.Never, I repeat, NEVER drunk dial your boss, preacher-grandparents , or friend's parents..... If you are that hard up to call someone, there is an 800 number on Coors Light boxes. The person on the other line always sounds cute, plus I think they are ex- drunk dialers!!
I wanna add..DONT evah Call the Cops When you are "Drunk Dialin'. " Unless you know them personally, or you are one. I am guilty of this drunk dialing thing lmfao! Shhh! muuuuah
-Unknown
1. Only drunk dial when you are DRUNK...... Everything else is false advertisement...And no excuse.
2.It is okay to call someone 37 times in one night..... If you don't remember it....... it didn't happen!!!. (proof is only in the outgoing call box on your cell.....delete it ASAP!!!!
3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member..... say something nice...... Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song..... I F***IN love you MAN"
4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred..... Who doesn't want to hear your best slurring slobering phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something......
5.Voicemails are always better..... This way your friend can let their friends talk shit at your expense for days, even weeks to come.
6.Drunk texting is also acceptable, and easier to say that it really wasn't you it was ur mean a$$ friend..... only If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober.
7.It is definitely a GOOD idea to call all of your ex's and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had ...and your p@....sy is the best one they will eva eva eva eva....eva have! And they will regret it every day of their life...because everything they know, they learned from you..... and the only face they will see is yours......This way you can finally pass out with a smile!
8.You can also call this same ex and let him/her know, that you KNOW that THEY still love you....... Then explain to them that I would still love me too!
9.If you are a frequent dialer, never get mad if someone drunk dials you..... Be happy they thought of you in this special time of reflection.
10.It is ALWAYS a good idea to sing on someone's answering machine or voicemail. Especially an old love song you two used to listen too.....you almost sound just like the artist!!(trust i have done this! many many many times, and i do sound good!.
11.Drunk dialing should be fun and light hearted or dirty and sex crazed... Never angry. It is a time of reflection.
12.Most likely you will never drunk dial your best friends. They are usually the ones taking your phone away and reminding you that "you have a problem".... OR.....they are also drunk dialing along with you to their significant ex-others....
13.If you deleted a number sober, it was probably for a good reason. Do not try to retrieve this number. Nothing good can come from it.
14.Always call someone you know. Finding random numbers in phone books is bad and usually leads to angry dialing....and sum stalking.....if ur voice is extra sexxxi.(like mine)
15.If your cell phone dies, remember everything happens for a reason. Never borrow a friend's phone to continue to do your drunk dialing.
16. Drunk dialing to foreign country is usually too costly to be a good idea...and usually you dont know the language as good as you thought while your drunk......BUT..... if you feel like if you don't call this person you'll just die, brake rule 15 and use a friend's phone.
17.Drunk dialing may lead to drunk muffin stuffing....or drunk object lovin....... Be prepared...and watch for camaras.
18.When dialing remember that "hanging out" at 3 in the A.M. usually doesn't involve cards or a movie...... it's probably going to be more like cheap lube and handcuffs...... So be prepared when you really do want to play X-box when your drunk..... "you want me to do what with your box? Play with it?"
19.Don't drunk dial in the pool, tub, or rainstorm. It only ends up with you blow drying your phone when your far too drunk to be using electronics and you wont be able to drunk dial anymore that night....yo sh!t is broke.....hope u got phone insurance (pretty sure drunk dropping is covered...check yo plan!)
20.Never, I repeat, NEVER drunk dial your boss, preacher-grandparents , or friend's parents..... If you are that hard up to call someone, there is an 800 number on Coors Light boxes. The person on the other line always sounds cute, plus I think they are ex- drunk dialers!!
posted by D. Maria at 4:41 AM
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