A Few Thoughts Regarding Dogs

"In dog years, I'm dead."
-Unknown

"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently about nothing right in your ear."
-Dave Barry

"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
-Groucho Marx

"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives."
-Sue Murphy

"No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."
-Fran Lebowitz

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7 in dog money."
-Joe Weinstein

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
-Ann Landers

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
-Robert A. Heinlein

"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem."
-Edward Abbey

"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail."
-Unknown

"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."
-Christopher Morley

"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."
-John Steinbeck