"What's your father's occupation?" asked the school secretary on the first day of registration.
"He's a magician," said the new boy.
"How exciting. What's his best trick?"
"He saws people in half."
"How impressive. Now, do you have any brothers or sisters?"
"Yep... one half brother and two half sisters."
posted by D. Maria at 5:12 AM
God Bless our troops around the world, fighting for OUR freedom - freedoms we take for granted every day. Thank GOD above for the successes in freedom's cause, especially the rescue of our POW/MIAs, and I continue to pray for those still missing and those who paid the ultimate sacrifice for this wonderful country. Thank GOD also for the blessing of such a strong and decent commander in chief, who has our best interests in mind and heart, even as those he fights for protest him. He deserves our respect and reverence, each and every day, as do our brave soldiers. And God Bless all of the men and women protecting us at home!!! You and your family/friends will forever be in my thoughts and prayers!!!
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