Computer Symbols

computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.


Sometimes these are represented by
:-)
:-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"

Here goes:


(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

You have just been e-mooned!