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Monday, May 22, 2006

Divorced Barbie

A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a gift. So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbie's are.

The girl responds: "Which one? We have:
Gymnasium Barbie: $19.95
Volleyball Barbie: $19.95
Shopping Barbie: $19.95
Surfer Barbie :$19.95
Disco Barbie: $19.95 and
Divorced Barbie: $299.95.

Shocked, the man asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $299.95 when all the other Barbie's are $19.95?"

Exasperated, the girl responds: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's jewelry, Ken's money, Ken's computer, and Ken's best friend...


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