TEN REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN

..10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

..9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

..8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

..7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

..6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

..5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

..4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

..3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

..2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

..1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN