Drunk and his Baptism

A drunken man wanders out of a bar in Tennessee. There is a small river nearby, and a priest is conducting baptisms there. He sees the drunkard and pulls him aside to save him.

He dunks him in the water, holds him for a few seconds, pulls him out, and exclaims, "Have you found Jesus?!" The drunk man replies, "No, I haven't."

The priest dunks him again, and holds him longer. He pulls him out and cries, "Have you found Jesus?!" The drunk man says, "No! I can't find him!"

The priest throws him under yet again, holds him for nearly a minute, pulls him out again, and asks, "Have you found Jesus?!"

The drunk man, shaken, says, "No! I can't find him! Are you sure this is where he fell?"