Democrat, Republican or Redneck?????????????

Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide. How
would you respond to the following situation?:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife

and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist

with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes

with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises

the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock

cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere

seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the

question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done

anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about

the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club

and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation? Does the

glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind

of message does this send to society and to my

children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be

content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my

family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and

make this a happier, healthier street that would

discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to discuss with some

friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! Click.....

(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!

Click ...

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the

Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"

Son: "You got him Pop! Can I shoot the next one?"

Wife: "You are not taking that to the Taxidermist!"