New Women Seminars - Led by Men

After the bumper crop of seminars for women last week, the follow-up lessons begin today in the following subjects:

1) Silence, the final frontier -- where no woman has gone before.
2) The undiscovered side of banking: making deposits.
3) Man management: Minor household chores can wait until after the game.
4)Bathroom etiquette I: Men need space in the bathroom cabinet too.
Bathroom etiquette II: His razor is his.
5) Communication skills I: Tears -- the last resort, not the first.
Communication skills II: Thinking before speaking.
Communication skills III: Getting what you want without nagging.
6)Introduction to parking.
Advanced parking: Backing into a space.
7) Cooking I: Bring back bacon, eggs and butter.
Cooking II: Bran and Soy meat are not for human consumption.
Cooking III: How not to inflict your diets onto other people.
8) Dancing: Why men don't like to.
9) Household dust: A harmless natural occurrence only women notice.
10) Integrating your laundry: Washing it all together.