Redneck Reply

Two rednecks are driving down the road in a pick up truck drinking beer. A police officer spots them and is in hot pursuit for them.

Billy Bob, the driver says, "Oh heck! Bubba quick, tear that label off your beer bottle and stick it to your forehead."

Bubba says "What the heck you talkin’ bout Billy Bob?"

Billy Bob says, "Just do it."

They pull over and the police officer approaches the pickup truck and says, " You boys been drinkin’?"

Billy Bob says "No sir officer, where on the patch!”