Prayers Answered

As I was praying one day, talking to God about my needs in hopes of receiving solutions, I asked God, "Is it true that a minute in heaven is 1,000 years on earth?"

God replied, "Yes my beloved one, it’s true."

Furthermore, I asked God, "Is it true that a penny in heaven is $1,000,000 on earth?"

God again answered, "Yes my child, it’s true."

So then I asked, "Can I have a penny?"

And God replied, "In a minute."