Putdowns

=> Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
=> He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
=> A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
=> On the other hand, you have different fingers.
=> Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
=> I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
=> I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
=> She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
=> Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.