One for the Girls

A Woman's Poem

He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake
He said my biscuits were too hard
Not like his mother used to make

I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do

I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue
Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him......just
Like his mother used to do