Fan Man (Adults Only)

One day 3 guys all died at the same time and met up at St. Peters gates.

They were all standing there talking to St. Peter when the first said, "Peter what are all these clocks for?" He motioned to the long wall of clocks behind Peter.

Peter looked back at them and said, "Well, every person on earth has a clock for the duration of their life and this is where theyre kept."

Suddenly a clock jumps forward a whole hour and the first guy bursts out, "What the hell just happened?"

"Oh, well, every time you masterbate you lose an hour of your life."

The first guy looks shocked, "How many years did I lose?"

"You did pretty good, you only lost 2 years of your life."

"Well how much did I lose?" The second guy asks.

"You didnt do hot, you lost 7 years of your life."

The 3rd guys just standing in the back being as quiet as possible.

So the first guy asks for him, "How many years did he lose?"

St. Peter burst out laughing, "Are you kidding me, we use that thing as a ceiling fan!"