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Two huge baseball fans
Two friends John and Dave were two huge baseball fans. Their entire
lives, John and Dave talked baseball. They went to 60 games a year.
They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and
tell the other if there was baseball in heaven.
One night, John passed away in his sleep after watching the Yankee
victory earlier in the evening. He died happy. A few nights later, his
buddy Dave awoke to the sound of John's voice from beyond.
"John is that you?" Dave asked.
"Yes, it's me," John replied.
"This is unbelievable" Dave exclaimed. " So tell me, is there baseball
in heaven?"
"Well I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you
want to hear first?"
"Tell me the good news first."
"Well, the good news is that yes there is baseball in heaven."
"Oh, that is wonderful, So what is the bad news?"
"You're pitching tomorrow night."
lives, John and Dave talked baseball. They went to 60 games a year.
They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and
tell the other if there was baseball in heaven.
One night, John passed away in his sleep after watching the Yankee
victory earlier in the evening. He died happy. A few nights later, his
buddy Dave awoke to the sound of John's voice from beyond.
"John is that you?" Dave asked.
"Yes, it's me," John replied.
"This is unbelievable" Dave exclaimed. " So tell me, is there baseball
in heaven?"
"Well I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you
want to hear first?"
"Tell me the good news first."
"Well, the good news is that yes there is baseball in heaven."
"Oh, that is wonderful, So what is the bad news?"
"You're pitching tomorrow night."
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