Friday, January 19, 2007
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Sexual Harassment Training
Heres everyone sexual harassment training video. Don't forget to take notes.
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
Italian men
On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the jet. He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt... one button at a time.
No one moves.
He opens his shirt... muscles ripple across his chest.
She gasps.
He reaches her and whispers, "I can make you feel like a woman." He rips off his shirt and tosses it at her feet. "Iron that, and get me something to eat..."
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the jet. He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt... one button at a time.
No one moves.
He opens his shirt... muscles ripple across his chest.
She gasps.
He reaches her and whispers, "I can make you feel like a woman." He rips off his shirt and tosses it at her feet. "Iron that, and get me something to eat..."