Horseback riding

A blonde decides to try horseback
riding, even though she has had no
lessons or prior experience. She
mounts the horse unassisted and
the horse immediately springs
into motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic
pace, but the blonde begins to slip from
the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the
horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a
firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around
the horse's neck, but she slides down
the side of the horse anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly
ignorant of its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde
attempts to leap away from the horse and
throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her
foot becomes entangled in the stirrup,
and she is now at the mercy of the horse's
pounding hooves as her head is struck against
the ground over and over. As her head is
battered against the ground, she is mere
moments away from unconsciousness when to
her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart
greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.