Four Little Animals

You've got to love this little girl. What a fine woman / wife she'll make!

A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"

A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want
out of life is four little animals."

The teacher asked, "Really, and what four little animals would that be sugar?"

The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a
tiger in my bed and of course, I'll need a jackass to pay for all of it."

The teacher fainted.