10 Reasons Why a Rifle is Better than a Women

1. You can trade a .44 for two .22's.
2. You can have a rifle at home and another for the road.
3. If you admire your friends rifle and tell him so, he'll be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.
4. Your primary weapon doesn't mind if you have a backup.
5. Your rifle will stay with you even if your out of ammo.
6. A rifle doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
7. Rifles function normally everyday of the month.
8. A rifle won't ask, "Do these hand grips make me look fat?"
9. A rifle doesn't mind if you go to sleep after your done using it.
10. You can buy a silencer for your rifle.