LESSON IN MARRIAGE

Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little chat..."Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said 'Here try these on.'

So, she did and said 'These are too big. I can't wear them'.

So I replied 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that night we have never had any problems."

Jack thinks that might be a good thing to try.

So on his honeymoon, Jack takes off his pants and says to Jill "Here try these on."

She does & says "These are too large, they don't fit me."

So Jack says, "Exactly, I wear the pants in this family & I always will and I don't want you to ever forget that."

Jill takes off her pants and hands them to Jack & says, "Here you try on mine."

He does and says, "I can't get into your pants."

Jill says, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you never will."