Annual Physical

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical...
The nurse starts with certain basics.
How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"115," I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale.
It turns out my weight is 140.
The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"5 foot 8," I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5' 5".

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I scream, when I came in here I was tall and slender!
Now I'm short and fat!" She put me on prozac.