Man's Best Friend

Everybody who has a dog calls him Pal, Rover, Spot or Snoopy. I call mine Sex. Now Sex has been emarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk that I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, "So do I". When I said, "But this is a dog", he said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said, "You must have been quite a kid.

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the place was for sex. I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too."

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your honor, I had Sex before I was married." The Judge said, "Me too". Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too".

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning." I said, I'm looking for Sex."

My case comes up Friday.