Reasons not to Flirt.

A wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the costume party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed.

So he took his costume and went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour woke without pain decided go to the party.

As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

She went up to him and being a rather seductive woman herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and made passionate love in the back seat.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked did he have a good time. "Oh, the same old thing, you know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked,"Did you dance much?" He replied, I never even danced one dance.

When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening."

You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with sarcasm.

To which the husband replied,

"Actually, I gave my costume to your brother apparently he had the time of his life."