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Monday, March 20, 2006

Retirement Planning

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock
one year go, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had
$16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer
one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the
cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,you would
have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment
advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan.


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