Marine Drivers

The DOD recently divulged that they had for the past five years covertly funded a project with US auto makers whereby the auto makers installed black boxes in four-wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.

They were not surprised to find that the last words of Army, Navy, Air Force, and Coast Guard drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were: "Oh Shit!"

Marine drivers were different, where over 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer and watch this."