Top Ten REJECTED Valentine's Day Cards

10 - I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is gettin you drunk.

9 - Our love will never become cold and hollow,
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8 - I bought this Valentine's card at the store,
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

7 - This feels so good, it feels so right,
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6 - You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class,
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat a$$.

5 - Before I met you, my heart was so famished,
But now I'm fulfilled...so make me a sandwich.

4 - Through all the things that came to pass,
Our love has grown, but so' your a$$.

3 - You're a honey...and you're a cutie,
I just wish you had J-Lo's "booty".

2 - I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny,
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny.

1 - If you think that hickey looks like a blister,
You should check out the one I gave to your sister.