Signs Written in English Discovered Around the World...

In a Rome laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
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At the office of a Rome doctor:
Specialist in women and other diseases.
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At a Tokyo shop:
Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.
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Outside a Paris dress shop:
Dresses for street walking.
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In a Tokyo hotel:
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis.
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In a Belgrade hotel elevator:
Please leave your values at the front desk.
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Alongside a Hong Kong tailor shop:
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.