Nurses Say at Work

Top ten things Nurses Say at Work that laypeople can't say

1. I have to stick this up your rectum.
2. I need some of your urine.
3. I'm going to take some of your blood.
4. Breathe this in and hold it.
5. You have to swallow it.
6. I'm going to tie you down. It's for your own good.
7. We'll inject this into your body, and then take some pictures.
8. Ma'am, I'm going to examine your breasts.
9. I'm going to rub this into your bottom.
10. I did not like his heart rhythm, so I shocked him.