Black Lace Panties

Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Karen says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies: "Mom! I have someone for you to meet."

Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and, after dating for a few weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in Wildwood Crest.

Their first night in the Crest, she undresses as he does. There she stood, nude except for a pair of black lacy panties; he in his birthday suit.

Looking at her he asks: "Why the black panties?

"She replies: "My breasts you can kiss and fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."

He knows he's not getting lucky that night.

The following night the same scenario. She's standing there with another pair of black lace panties on, and he is in his birthday suit ...only THIS time he is wearing a black condom!

She looks at him and asks: "What's with the black condom?"

He replies: "I want to offer my deepest condolences."