True Friendship:

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry b@st@rd who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the he!! away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy a$$.


This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end.

"Why?" you may ask....... Because you are my friend".

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then ...
get depressed if you can only think of 4.

Remember.......

* A good friend will help you move!
* A REALLY good friend will help you move a body.
* Let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.