A Bathroom Conversation

Two Men in a Toilet


I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:

... Hi, how are you?

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,

... Doing Just fine

And the other guy says:

... So what are you up to?

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:

... Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

... Can I come over?

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him,

... No........I'm a little busy right now!

Then I hear the guy say nervously...

...Listen, I'll have to call you back?
There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions"