Merry Christmas

Christmas Story

'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!

I've busted my butt for damn near a year,
Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
The old lady gripes cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.

I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!

Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees.

There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season!


Author Unknown