Lifesavers

A teacher doing grad studies was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began to say:

Red.......cherry

Yellow.......lemon

Green.......lime

Orange........orange

Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few minutes, none of the children could identify the taste. "Well", he said, "I'll give you a clue. It's what your mother may possibly call your father at times."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh my God!! They're a55holes!!!"