Leaving the Bar

A man decides to leave the bar after having spent his whole night there. Being a smart man he decides to take the bus home instead of driving. Leaving the bar, he falls over. He stands back up and then promptly falls over again. This happens several times on the way to the bus stop. He gets on the bus and falls over in the aisle. When he FINALLY gets home he gets off of the bus, stands up and once again falls over. He does this, slowly crawling to the door, and when he finally gets there his wife opens it on him.

She says to the man, "You were at the bar werent'cha?"

He replies sheepishly, "yes"

She then says, "The bartender called and said you left your wheelchair there again."